• FuglyDuck
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      1618 hours ago

      US Postal Service, actually. How do you think they can promise “Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.”

      (Yes, that noise you’re hearing in the background is my manic cackle idly daydreaming about conspiracy theorists running with this.)

    • MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown
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      919 hours ago

      I mean… what do you think the space lasers are for since they are not being used for Peace™ right now.

      /s because it’s sadly necessary