@[email protected] to politics @lemmy.world • 3 months agoNo, JD Vance did not have sex with a couchapnews.comexternal-linkmessage-square50fedilinkarrow-up1105arrow-down118cross-posted to: nottheonion
arrow-up187arrow-down1external-linkNo, JD Vance did not have sex with a couchapnews.com@[email protected] to politics @lemmy.world • 3 months agomessage-square50fedilinkcross-posted to: nottheonion
minus-squareFuglyDucklinkfedilinkEnglish12•3 months agoThat was what he said. To get out of child support payments. Those poor little footstools are gonna have a hard life when they become chase lounges. Especially because they’re ugly.
Technically it wasn’t sex.
That was what he said. To get out of child support payments.
Those poor little footstools are gonna have a hard life when they become chase lounges.
Especially because they’re ugly.
Won’t someone think of the ottoman?
The eyeliner helps though.
Ok, raped a couch. I doubt it could consent.