@[email protected] to politics @lemmy.world • 5 months agoNo, JD Vance did not have sex with a couchapnews.comexternal-linkmessage-square49fedilinkarrow-up1105arrow-down118cross-posted to: nottheonion
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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink84•5 months ago No, JD Vance did not have sex with a couch Sounds like something some one who had sex with a couch would say.
minus-squareFuglyDucklinkfedilinkEnglish12•5 months agoThat was what he said. To get out of child support payments. Those poor little footstools are gonna have a hard life when they become chase lounges. Especially because they’re ugly.
Sounds like something some one who had sex with a couch would say.
Technically it wasn’t sex.
That was what he said. To get out of child support payments.
Those poor little footstools are gonna have a hard life when they become chase lounges.
Especially because they’re ugly.
Won’t someone think of the ottoman?
The eyeliner helps though.
Ok, raped a couch. I doubt it could consent.