Champagne sales sink because people don’t want to celebrate | CNN Business
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The total number of Champagne shipments from France sank by almost 10% last year to 271 million bottles, marking the second consecutive year of declines.
  • @[email protected]English
    21•13 hours ago

    Do what I do, get three bottles of cheap champagne, label them “Trump”, “Putin” and “Musk” respectively, and when one of these dickheads die you pop the respective bottle and have a toast.

    Get more bottles as needed.

    • toofpicEnglish
      3•11 hours ago

      I had a bottle of brandy made in “Crimea, Ukraine”, for when the Putin dies. Doesn’t help the fact that my wife poured out all the alcohol when we were arguing about its consumption, but at least I had a plan.

    • toofpicEnglish
      1•11 hours ago

      And Asti (just don’t buy Martini Asti). And Spumante, and a lot of other stuff