The original post: /r/tooafraidtoask by /u/kthrnhpbrnnkdbsmnt on 2024-12-31 08:23:41.

Every-single-time I fly, going through the mysterious portal of evil the TSA makes you step through, it flags my crotch, and I have to get a pat down. Pants with a zipper? No zipper? Strings? No strings? Doesn’t matter. Every single time, something about my dick and balls seems to pose a threat to aviation security, and I have to stand there while the TSA runs their hands across my genitals.

I’m a normal 24 year old man. Why is my dick setting off the mechanism?