The original post: /r/mildlyinfuriating by /u/NUGGETMUNCHER2000 on 2024-12-29 02:15:51.

Its 2AM. You need to take a shit. You find yourself in the bathroom a couple of minutes later. You are sat down prepared to give birth to a turd the size of a small child. It comes out, painful but satisfying. You feel great. Almost Proud. Then you feel a cold wet splash hit your crack. A plop sound to add insult to Injury. The end.