At the end of his life, my grandpa subsisted on 2 pints of strawberry banana yoplait yogurt and a pack of Coors light a day. What dietary hell will you fall into?

  • @[email protected]
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    115 months ago

    My grandpa drank 14 cans of Diet Pepsi and a box of Milkbone dog treats when he had the Alzheimer’s.

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    Chips & Salsa
    Hagan Däz Dulce de Leche ice cream

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    When I’m senile? Ice cream sandwiches. I’d have forgotten I’m lactose intolerant, God be with the poor soul taking care of me.

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    Obligatory OP comment:

    I’d probably drink PBR Xtra and the Cookies and Cream ice cream from Aldi all day and then croak.

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      14 months ago

      Big gallon bucket of cookies and cream ice cream from aldis is a godsend.

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    54 months ago

    Chicken flavor Maruchan Ramen. I would eat that shit every day If I didn’t gain 5 pounds per ounce of any carbs I consume.

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      24 months ago

      That’s one of the few gluten laced things I will gladly sacrifice for. I boil the seasoning right in the water and add garlic and Asian hot spices in it.

      Feel like shit for it- but WORTH IT!

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    The only thing any workingmam needs for any meal is a nice hot pasty.

    Give me that and a drink or two, I shall die happy as my forebears before me.

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    If I’m still able to cook, almost certainly pierogi.

  • HubertManne
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    34 months ago

    No idea and hope to die before then as I have seen the progress on this and would not wish it on anyone.

  • 2ugly2live
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    Diet Pepsi (specifically from the individual bottles, the other taste different to me) and bagged popcorn. If LesserEvil isn’t out of business, you’ll find me mummified under their pink salt popcorn. Don’t weep, for it will mean I went with a joyous heart and probably choking on a kernal.

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    34 months ago

    I’d hope I get stuck on Drumstick ice cream with the hard shell chocolate