The original post: /r/funny by /u/ProxyOfHuman on 2024-10-05 03:24:13.

Preface: I mostly ask Alexa for Tswift, Dave Matthews, classical orchestral (for kids going to bed). Every now and again I’ll dip into 90s alternative or Tool.

Actual story: The wife and I were sneaking off for some “alone time” while the kids were occupied. I asked Alexa to play Dave to help mask the “intimacy”. Nicole wasn’t in a Dave mood so asked to “play some music”. Alexa responded “playing a custom playlist for you”. Then silence. Whatevs, Alexa is temperamental. So I just repeat that, “Alexa play a custom playlist for me”. This bitch has the nerve in the midst of a rare sexy time to respond “sure, playing emo trance”.

I think we both laughed a solid 5 minutes.