• @[email protected]
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      306 months ago

      For real. If ever there were a time to hop on an Amtrak, I think this would be a good one.

    • @[email protected]
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      196 months ago

      It’s okay, they are all going to commit suicide by jumping off together. The plane will have no issues.

      • @[email protected]
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        56 months ago

        The hole in the fuselage that caused them to be sucked out was actually made by one of them in a suicide/homicide. Very tragic. Somebody invest in mental health please!

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        36 months ago

        The will get off the plane and then get on the shuttle never to be heard from again.

    • @[email protected]
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      186 months ago

      Oh the plane will be fine. Being a whistleblower is very stressful though. I would not be at all surprised if many if not all of them find it just too hard to go on and end up committing suicide by shooting themselves twice in the back of the head before jumping off a building.

      • @[email protected]
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        16 months ago

        Jumping off a building is the Russian way.

        American way is walking into a school in the middle of a shooting.

        Australian way is going to the mall to bet on the ponies and running into a stabber. (I’m really sorry this is too soon, but next week nobody would understand the joke)