• KeriKitty (They(/It))
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    07 months ago

    I kinda want there to be a super-weed that can tear up an entire parking lot in under a week 🤔 Also this thing should appear in every parking lot simultaneously and be immune to any herbicide that doesn’t also melt the buildings next to where it’s used.

    … I’m growing a special new distaste for cars lately. I still need buses, so I guess roads can stay <.< For now >:O

    • queermunist she/her
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      07 months ago

      Perhaps some kind of super-mold that eats oil products like tar and asphalt!

      Just make sure you wash your tires off regularly or they’ll get moldy 👀

      • KeriKitty (They(/It))
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        07 months ago

        Whose tires? My licence expired before I fled up here :3

        Unfortunately, buses also tend to use tires. And roads. Maybe some melty mould would work, though! Maybe if it somehow targets cars or things used only/mainly by cars, or just use it later when places get walkabler as a response to the damn cars being rendered ineffective. Oh, and maybe light rail can be a bigger thing! Dunno how good that would be but fuck cars!

        • queermunist she/her
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          07 months ago

          Your bike’s tires! Unless you use, like, large discs of wood or something 😏

          Oh! Have you seen those bicycle rickshaws? They could replace taxis!

          • KeriKitty (They(/It))
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            07 months ago

            Oooh. I don’t have a bike either 😅 I don’t think they’d have let me take one on the plane anyway. Bikes can be yes.

            We’ll just cover up all’ the bikes, destroy the combustion-engine vehicles, rinse everything off, and tada! Bike cities. This plan is excellent and has no flaws. 👍