@[email protected] to [email protected]English • 1 month agoChampagne sales sink because people don’t want to celebrateedition.cnn.comexternal-linkmessage-square30fedilinkarrow-up1282arrow-down16cross-posted to: [email protected]nottheonion
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Champagne tastes like carbonated ass.
Carbonated Ass sounds like a punk band name.