Eighteen theatregoers at Stuttgart’s state opera required medical treatment for severe nausea over the weekend after watching a performance that included live piercing, unsimulated sexual intercourse and copious amounts of fake and real blood.

    • @[email protected]
      link
      fedilink
      English
      3918 hours ago

      Hindemith’s original opera tells the story of a young nun who, aroused by a tale told by one of the nunnery’s older women, steps on to the altar naked and rips the loincloth from Christ’s torso. An encounter with a large spider leads her to repent her action and beg the other nuns to wall her up alive.

      Maybe the war on drugs wasn’t so bad after all.

    • darkstar
      link
      fedilink
      English
      1819 hours ago

      “To me, a good dancer is someone who can urinate on cue”

      Wtf dude

    • @[email protected]
      link
      fedilink
      English
      818 hours ago

      Very good splits Hazel, now shit on Julia’s chest. I said give Julia a Cleveland Streamer!!!