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- nottheonion
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- nottheonion
Chicago Police and the FBI are investigating if saboteurs placed bugs in a breakfast buffet prepared for delegates at the Democratic National Convention on Wednesday.
“Multiple unknown female offenders are alleged to have entered a building…and began placing unknown objects onto tables containing food,” the convention’s information center said in a statement. “The offenders are believed to have then left the area. One victim was treated and released on-scene. Along with CPD, FBI-Chicago is assisting in the investigation.”
Oh shit, is this about Mike Pillow’s diseased mustache falling off into the scrambled eggs at the buffet?
How the fuck do you know???
🎶 Cree-hee-hee-heep-pee-CRAW-LERS!!! They’re squirmy, and wormy, and purple and green… 🎶