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- weird
“It was hiding in the celery," said DEA Special Agent in Charge Robert Murphy. "Obviously, we threw away the celery. That didn’t make it to the store.”
“It was hiding in the celery," said DEA Special Agent in Charge Robert Murphy. "Obviously, we threw away the celery. That didn’t make it to the store.”
Now I’m wondering if you could get celery to soak up a drug solution since it’s so watery, then extract the drugs again later
Or serve as a vehicle for bioaccumulation.
Mirepoix never was so amazing.
I feel like that was the plot of an old Bond movie.
I feel like you’re trying to get me to snort my vegetables.
I’m just imagining ants on a log, but the peanut butter is meth