@[email protected] to [email protected]English • 3 months agoSchool employee gets 9 years in prison for stealing $1.5 million worth of chicken wings from districtwww.kcbd.comexternal-linkmessage-square28fedilinkarrow-up1104arrow-down110cross-posted to: nottheonion
arrow-up194arrow-down1external-linkSchool employee gets 9 years in prison for stealing $1.5 million worth of chicken wings from districtwww.kcbd.com@[email protected] to [email protected]English • 3 months agomessage-square28fedilinkcross-posted to: nottheonion
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink18•3 months agoThat is a FUCK TON of chicken wings. Alexa tells me the wholesale price of chicken wings is $3.22 a pound and each pound is around 5 wings. So $1.5m / $3.22 = 465,838.5 pounds of wings. 2,329,193 wings. What did they charge her with? “Possession with intent to distribute”? LOL.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish4•3 months agoWell you know cops, they’re always overestimating the value of chicken wings to make themselves look good.
That is a FUCK TON of chicken wings.
Alexa tells me the wholesale price of chicken wings is $3.22 a pound and each pound is around 5 wings.
So $1.5m / $3.22 = 465,838.5 pounds of wings.
2,329,193 wings.
What did they charge her with? “Possession with intent to distribute”? LOL.
Well you know cops, they’re always overestimating the value of chicken wings to make themselves look good.