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                3 months ago

                Saw a great joke on TikTok the other day:

                Father: “Okay, why did you call me to school?”

                Principal: “Your son was found smashing pumpkins.”

                Father: “What? What’s the big deal? Bring him here, I want to speak to him.”

                Principal: “Alright, bring him in.”

                Father: “What? This isn’t my son.”

                Other Student: “Nah, I’m Pumpkins.”

          • @[email protected]
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            13 months ago

            Don’t you want your dad to have a little fun once in awhile?

            Also quit spying on us, it’s creepy.

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          33 months ago

          A fifth is 750 mL, a pint is 200 mL, and a half pint is 100 mL. I always assumed it was no coincidence that the amounts in mL are so even, but maybe I’m wrong.

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            63 months ago

            A US gallon is 3.785L which makes a fifth 757 ml. A pint is 1/8 gallon so ~473 ml.

            An imperial gallon is 4.54609L which makes a fifth 909ml and a pint 568ml.

            If your bartender is giving you 200ml pints you’re really getting ripped off.

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            3 months ago

            A fifth is 750ml!? There’s no way that’s true. So when someone says they drank a fifth, they drank 750ml of ~*40% alcohol!?? That is wild…

            Sorry, edited.