• @[email protected]
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    1598 months ago

    She said her homeowner’s insurance won’t cover anything pest-related because they deem it preventable.

    So the real monster was the insurance company. What a twist!

  • FuglyDuck
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    598 months ago

    well, that’s one way to get a kid to be afraid of bees.

    Poor kid. hope she never got stung? doesn’t sound like she did.

    • @[email protected]
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      228 months ago

      In elementary school, our gym got infested by bees or wasps (don’t remember exactly) and they were everywhere. We still were forced to do sports class in there. I got stung twice and then ran outside, bawling my eyes out. I’m now in my 30s and have a severe phobia of bees, wasps and hornets. Bumblebees are fine though for some reason.

      • FuglyDuck
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        168 months ago

        Because bumblebees are cute and just want to play?

        Sorry you had to deal with that. Your school should be ashamed.

      • @[email protected]
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        58 months ago

        My parents forced me to play outside when I was very young, and I didn’t want to. Stepped on what’s probably a mud wasp nest, and two wasps circled my leg and stung me a bunch. I cried a lot.

        Anything yellow and black bug near me makes me MAD DASH AWAY. I got made fun of for a long time, “oh they won’t hurt you, just ignore them”

        Like motherfucker I CANNOT IGNORE THEM YOU TWAT

        I love fluffy bumblebees though. I still panic before I confirm fluff.

        • @[email protected]
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          48 months ago

          “oh they won’t hurt you, just ignore them”

          Oh yeah I got hit with this a lot. But I have empiric evidence of the contrary right in my memory! D:

        • KillingTimeItself
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          38 months ago

          love it when people tell me that “they don’t like loud sounds” like motherfucker im pretty sure these fucks can’t hear noise.

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        Bumblebees don’t sting. They just kinda bounce around. They also aren’t laser focused like wasps and some bees. They do bite though, so don’t let them land on you.

        • Sirence
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          28 months ago

          They can sting, they just mostly choose not to.

  • @[email protected]
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    288 months ago

    When I was very little, maybe 2, my mum had sat me down in front of Sesame Street while she did some chores. Not long after I came running into the kitchen “mummy mummy there’s a birdie in the front room!” She said yes, that was big bird and to go back in and watch it. I kept running back to her increasingly more upset about the birdie until she came into the living room to find a pigeon had come down the chimney and was irately trying to escape. I know I was too young to remember it, but I swear I can recall the feeling of vindication!

  • KillingTimeItself
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    228 months ago

    my favorite fun fact about bees and bee nests, is that they actually produce a lot of heat, so if you have a nest of bees in your wall, you can tell because your wall will be hot.

  • @[email protected]
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    198 months ago

    Meanwhile, the Beekreeper escapes the scene unnoticed and prepares to summon its apian horde elsewhere.

    • Carighan Maconar
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      88 months ago

      Shoutout to the absolutely fantastic pen&paper RPG “Heart” in which one of the classes is the Deep Apiarist. Including the ability to have the bees crawling through your body that doubles as their hive animate it while you sleep, allowing you more active hours a day.

  • @[email protected]
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    188 months ago

    Had something similar. My bedroom was small and under the roof, and for some time I heard scratching noises at night over my bed. I assumed that were mice, so I set up some mouse traps in the attic. No success. The bait was gone, but none of the traps were sprung.

    So, one evening when the noise got annoying, I went to investigate closely. And found a large wasps nests, right on the other side of the sheet rock of my bedroom.

      • afox
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        58 months ago

        I have a drone on offer up and some fool tried to convince me to trade for a flame thrower. Wtf am I going to do with a flame thrower? I guess I could vanquish my enemies… If I had any. People are weird.

        • @[email protected]
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          48 months ago

          It seems they had the same thought “Crap, what can I do with this flamethrower? Maybe I can trade it for that drone!”

    • @[email protected]
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      68 months ago

      Jesus. That sounds eerily like my experience. Heard scracthes in the attic and thought it was mice. Woke up one morning with a dead wasp in the bed and having been stung. Thought nothing of it. Woke up a few days later with two dead wasps in the bed and having been stung. Huh, that’s weird. Then when I woke up one morning I saw a wasp crawl between the planks in the ceiling. Called exterminators and they sprayed the attic. The wasps had built their nest in the isolation and had chewed through it down to the planks… The next week I had hundreds of dead (and a few alive) bees in the room every day and I had to sleep on the sofa…

  • @[email protected]
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    138 months ago

    I can’t believe it’s not posted here yet, so here we go.

    Ehm.

    NO, NO, NOT THE BEES! ALL OVER MY EYES! AARGHHH