My town has a bunch of people riding bikes because they lost their license from too many DUIs, the rest are drunk drivers that haven’t lost theirs yet.

Legend has it that someone local to my parents place complained to the nearest town police about people constantly rolling through the stop sign at the intersection in front of their house. The police parked up within sight of the intersection, and the first person they pulled over for a rolling stop was the same one who had called in the complaint.

Story goes the cop immediately gave up and drove back to the nearest town where he came from.