• I Cast Fist
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    1514 hours ago

    Who is stupid enough to be paying for that shit? Or is this premium+ what bot accounts need to reach the masses like elon’s shit takes?

  • @[email protected]
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    1917 hours ago

    Kek. “adjusting” the prices to support the experience it offers. What experiences you dumbfuck.

  • @[email protected]
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    21 hours ago

    How about I pay zero dollars to continue never using that shithole.

    Not asking, fuck you Elon.

  • RedEye FlightControl
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    6522 hours ago

    “What do you have to say to your advertisers?”

    ‘go fuck yourselves’

    ‘also we’re raising prices for an unrelated reason’

    • Nougat
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      3321 hours ago

      “There’s kind of a lot of people leaving X lately. How do you intend to reinvigorate the user base?”

      ‘this calls for a price increase’

  • @[email protected]
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    5822 hours ago

    I feel like the people who pay for Twitter are probably dumb enough to pay whatever price the muskrat wants, so why not make it $200 a month?

    • @[email protected]
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      3022 hours ago

      Then there’s me.

      “Twitter had a premium service??? What the hell would it even do??? I thought they abandoned the blue check mark thing.”

  • @[email protected]
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    2921 hours ago

    The non-bot accounts are leaving the platform, what should we do?

    Quick, milk the rubes!

  • @[email protected]
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    615 hours ago

    It doesn’t have to be competitive any more than the room rates at the Trump Hotel in DC.

  • Zier
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    1419 hours ago

    So if you add 10 million more bots @ $22/a month that’s a lot of money laundering.

    • @[email protected]
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      This seems like the most likely intended consequence to me. They probably know their userbase well, and actual humans declining aren’t gonna be swayed to stay by a price hike. Those bots, on the other hand…

  • @[email protected]
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    521 hours ago
    1. Elon wants more money
    2. Elon wants X to be profitable now
    3. He wants to destroy X so Bluesky can take the throne
    4. He wants Truth Socia to be profitable