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I say we float him out to sea on a melting iceberg.
Deport Elon Musk. Fucking apartheid bastard.
He’s not elligible for President, I don’t see how he can be next in line after VP.
Succession would just pass over him.
Sure it will 🤣
Might as well turn this clown show into a full on circus. Nothing matters now. Just grab some popcorn and bear witness to the collapse.
JFC, how much stupider can this timeline get?
That’s what I asked almost a decade ago. Turns out, significantly more stupider.
3rd in line for president:
Constitutionally barred from being president.
But when has that ever stopped the rich?
Trump was “constitutionally barred” from running again.
Turns out a piece of paper means nothing if nobody does what it says. Who woulda thought?
They should do it. A lot of reps are sharpening their knives advocating for this irritant to step into their turf.
The Speaker makes a lot of enemies. A speaker with slim majority with a caucus full of petulant narcissists, zealots and corrupt grifters is going to have a bad time. Nobody should want that job. Imagine being handed an unwinnable situation and then personally taking all the blame when it doesn’t go the way your infantile emperor desires. This is a plot to ice Musk out of the halls of power.
This is a plot to ice Musk out of the halls of power.
I think you’re giving Rand more credit than he deserves.
I think Rand is genuine, I suspect other members of the caucus are eager to introduce Musk to politics on the hill.
Tesla semi, hyperloop, roadster, moon landing for less than 3 billion, boring tunnels, SolarCity, Neuralink, 44 billion loss on Twitter, $39,000 cyber truck… he’ll fit right in👍
Failing upward so fucking hardcore Darwin is spinning anti-clockwise in his grave
He can’t even get security clearance.
"A lot of the Republicans are pushing for him to become speaker of the House, which might be a demotion for him because he’s basically the fourth branch of the government.”
— Rep. Jamie Raskin (D-MD), talking to Axios about Elon Musk.
Thats funny because I also had a floater today.
