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Clarence Thomas: “Invoking the heavenly powers to win an election violates freedom of religion according to the first amendment and therefore renders Kamala Harris ineligible to run for president.”
Fuck this traitorous wanker btw.
Flawless legal reasoning there.
Thank you, Indian priests. Please continue to provide Kamala with your heavenly powers until election day, and then the four years after. Also please make her a progressive.
Oh, so it’s bad for Russian trolls and hackers to interfere in elections but it’s okay for Indian priests?
/s
I have this image in my head of Hindu priests chanting in front of an idol of Ganesha and really, really good memes just popping up out of nowhere on social media.
Thanks for the /s. This is funnier than my just woke up and needing caffeine brain was prepared to deal with on it’s own.
Not enough mana.
More pylons have to be built.
Where’s the potion vendor?
I’d rather wish she becomes a leftist.
Society is not ready to hear what a leftist President would feel an immense duty to teach. Most of them still think that if they share ideology then they must make the same choices. They lack the individual wisdom necessary for nuance.
Nice wish. But, bad timing. Hopefully soon.
Sure, why not? Couldn’t hurt.
Good luck with that, Indian Priests. God personally stepped in to save Trump from being shot (not the hero firefighter, who didn’t meet the minimum income requirement of the Truly Blessed). He just took the tip of his ear, which is practically circumcision.
I heard she’s 20ft tall.
I heard she’s got a brain for a heart.
Don’t get fooled by these priests. They had also prayed for Trump’s re-election.
not in thulasendrapuram
