• Flying Squid
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    “I should have let everyone know I accepted a bribe. Not like you’ll do anything about it anyway, suckers!”

    • Nougat
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      To be fair, any of us can choke on a cock.

        • Kalkaline
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          It’s true, I saw that man take 3 cocks at the same time.

              • @[email protected]
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                Sure but he’s conservative so it’s pretty much a given that he’s got some secret kink he’s trying to cover for by telling others what they can do with their bodies. Having 3 dicks in his mouth is probably the most normal sexual act he’s done in ages, instead of the usual underage amputees vomiting in his asshole or something like that

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        Not just people. The dogs we had back on the farm did a great job of protecting chickens, but every once in a while they would do the opposite and kill a chicken for themselves. I always thought it was fair. There was an instance where Lady was choking on a mouthful of feathers.

        It was a peanut farm. Ironically my spouse is deathly allergic. On the bright side, it gets you out of family gatherings.

  • BoxingPreacher
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    425 months ago

    Okay, so when can we expect you to take off the robe and clear out? And when can we expect meaningful ethics reform on the court, you know, the place where ethics should be paramount?

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      And when can we expect meaningful ethics reform on the court, you know, the place where ethics should be paramount?

      I have an official reply from the Justices to your inquiry:

      “lol, get fucked, pleb”

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    135 months ago

    Shouldn’t this be “…acknowledges he should not have accepted free trips from billionaire donor”?

    I don’t know all the intricacy of US politics, but people in position getting shit-tons of gifts in exchange of “nothing, really, just a friendly gesture” should raise some eyebrows.

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    135 months ago

    “my bad bro, i forgot to tell you guys about the open notorious corruption.”

    -Tom “Uncomfortuncle” Clarence

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    I would be fascinated to see how this issue would be litigated up through the supreme court.

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      He knows it won’t change jack shit: he can’t be held accountable, and it’s not like he’ll magically grow a spine either